広末 涼子
2019 new year’s resolutions for the signs 🎉
aries: stop sucking dick and go get a real job
taurus: liquor is not the only beverage. try water.
gemini: if u want to be less hated, maybe stay in one room and one room only this entire year
cancer: tissues exist. so stop fucking crying and get a move on if u want people to respect u more
leo: believe it or not, there is a world outside of your little big headed bubble. explore that shit.
virgo: get a big ass cup of coffee and isolate yourself, no one has time for your “advice”
libra: stop pretending you actually have people’s best interests at heart and embrace your shitty personality
scorpio: start charging real money for your affection, you’ll be rich by april
sagittarius: walmart sells gorilla glue. do everyone a favor and use that shit as chapstick
capricorn: go fucking vegan you animal and sign up for tinder
aquarius: pick up a hobby that doesnt involve leading people on and then abandoning them before they make the next move
pisces: be a little more self centered for once also delete ur snapchat no one cares
